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FAP Thread Thirteen Starter Codes

I'm going away to spend a week on a real-life ship (squee! Highlight of my summer!), so I probably won't be around to actually make this post; therefore, I'm putting all the codes here... Whoever wants to start thread XIII can just copy-n-paste this.

IMPORTANT: Make sure the title I have written down is the correct one.


[center][b]Welcome to the [color=seagreen][size=4]THIRTEENTH[/size][/color] sailing of the [color=limegreen][size=4]S.S. The Government Stole my Toad![/size][/color][/b][/center]

[center][color=green][size=6][font=century]Stop Blowing Holes in Our Ship![/font][/size][/color][/center]
[center][IMG]http://www.artisticalley.org/gallery/showfull.php?photo=28126[/IMG]

[color=limegreen][size=4]Neville and Luna[/size] by [URL=http://www.artisticalley.org/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=47571][size=]Kiwikewte[/size][/URL][/color][/center]

[center][b][color=limegreen]Celebrate the [/color][color=red]lurrrve[/color] [color=limegreen]of[/color] [color=chocolate]Neville Longbottom[/color] [color=limegreen]and[/color] [color=blue]Luna Lovegood![/color][/b][/center]

[b][color=green][size=3]Welcome to TGSMT, where green is the new black, Post-It notes rule our world, outcasts are the coolest people, fluff is always welcome, canon is strictly for the birds, and Remus ships N/L, no matter how much he tries to deny it. We need no reason to be unreasonably happy, so grab a plate of chocolate frogs and nachos and a pack of your favorite color Post-Its, and sail along![/color][/b][/size]


[color=seagreen][b]Our Shipper Oath:[/b]
[i]I ___________, swear that I will never let the HMS The Government Stole My Toad go below the halfway point on the boards. If I see such negligence happening, I will do my best to rectify the situation. I also swear that I will always post in green. Should I see anyone posting in a different color, I will attack them with post-its. I promise to treat my fellow shippers with courtesy and respect. Amen.[/i]

~Courtesy of [b]RandomInsanity42[/b][/color]

[center][size=4][color=limegreen][u][b]Linksss and Other Preciousss Thingsss[/b][/u][/color][/size][/center]

[b][color=seagreen]In the mood for food? No? How about some TGSMT cookies instead? They’re delicious, green, and generally toad-shaped, too![/color][/b]
[URL=http://www.fictionalley.org//fictionalleypark/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=38887]The Cookie Jar[/URL]

[b][color=green]It’s a tough task to keep our ship together, what with the kids, Lunanimals, and energetic shippers, so we all need to pitch in! We know you want to help, so head over to the Staff List and get a job! Unfortunately, we have to pay you in chocolate toads and stuffed animals.[/color][/b]
[URL=http://www.fictionalley.org/fictionalleypark/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1392725]Ship Staff[/URL]

[color=seagreen][b]Our ship bible, by DoomMistress! Read this to understand any and all post-it note references. Or else.[/b]
[URL=http://www.checkmated.com/story.php?story=5304]Post-its[/URL] (psst! Look for her sequel on the same website!)[/color]

[color=green][b]Take a stroll down memory lane to Dock #3A, where we keep our past voyages![/b][/color]

[color=teal]I- [URL=http://www.fictionalley.org//fictionalleypark/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=35703&perpage=20&pagenumber=1]The Government Stole My Toad[/URL]

II- [URL=http://www.fictionalley.org//fictionalleypark/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=41597&perpage=20&pagenumber=1]Anyone Seen My Girlfriend?[/URL]

III- [URL=http://www.fictionalley.org/fictionalleypark/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=46165]Does Trevor Know?[/URL]

IV- [URL=http://www.fictionalley.org//fictionalleypark/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56352]Care To Paint My Toenails, Neville?[/URL]

V- [URL=http://www.fictionalley.org/fictionalleypark/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=76509&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=1]So Secret, Even JKR Doesn't Know![/URL]

VI- [URL=http://www.fictionalley.org/fictionalleypark/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=90861]Green is the New Black![/URL]

VII- [URL=http://www.fictionalley.org/fictionalleypark/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=94820&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=1]Outcasts Have More Fun![/URL]

VIII- [URL=http://forums.fictionalley.org/park/showthread.php?s=&threadid=98211&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=1]And a Snorkack Makes 3![/URL]

IX- [URL=http://forums.fictionalley.org/park/showthread.php?s=&threadid=104027&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=1]Posting it to the Man! [/URL]

X- [URL=http://forums.fictionalley.org/park/showthread.php?s=&threadid=112069&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=1]Of Loonies and Nobodies[/URL]

XI- [URL=http://forums.fictionalley.org/park/showthread.php?s=&threadid=115011]Dodging Life's Sparkly Green Stilettos[/URL]

XII- [URL=http://forums.fictionalley.org/park/showthread.php?s=&threadid=123608&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=1]She’s not alone, she’s got me.[/URL][/color]


[center][size=4][color=green][u][b]The List of Official, Unofficial, and Everything-In-Between... Stuff[/b][/u][/color][/size][/center]

[b][color=limegreen][size=4][u]Ship’s Unofficial Poems:[/u][/size][/color][/b]

[color=teal][i]Inspired by this quote from OotP:[/i]
[quote]Neville chuckled. Luna turned her pale eyes on him instead.

“And I don’t know who you are.”

“I’m nobody,” Neville said hurriedly.
[/quote]

I’m Nobody! Who are You?
I'm nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there's a pair of us — don't tell!
They'd banish us, you know.
How dreary to be somebody!
How public, like a frog
To tell your name the livelong day
To an admiring bog!

[b]-Emily Dickinson[/b][/color]


[u][b][color=seagreen]Faults[/color][/b][/u]

[color=teal]They came to tell your faults to me,
They named them over one by one;
I laughed aloud when they were done,
I knew them all so well before, --
Oh, they were blind, too blind to see
Your faults had made me love you more.

[b]-Sara Teasdale[/b][/color]


[u][b][color=limegreen]Luna/Neville A-Z poem[/color][/b][/u]

[color=teal]A is for the awesome kids (Reason 100, if you know what I mean)
B is for the black that has quickly turned into the new green
C is for the chocolate frogs and nachos eaten every day
D is for the dancing Luna does in her own way
E is for Emily Dickenson, and that poem we love
F is for the frogs of chocolate, as mentioned above!
G is for the guttery chocolate toad of insinuation
H is for the heliopaths Luna think are sweeping the nation
I is for the identical triplets, always plotting, always thinking
J is for Jo Rowling, whom we love despite the sinking
K is for their kisses, on the cheeks and on the lips
L is for our Luna, one half of this whole ship!
M is for that Mimbulus Mimbletonia cactus deal
N is for our Neville, the other half behind the wheel!
O is for outcasts- we know they are, but we’re not mean!
P is for Post-It notes, the coolest things this earth has seen!
Q is for the Quibbler, announcing Luna’s marriage to Neville
R is for rebellion, ‘cuz Neville rhymes with rebel
S is for the stealing of poor Trevor the toad
T is for the Tadpoles, the kiddies aboard this boat
U is for the undying love that’s created this whole clan
V is for the vulture hat Luna inherited from Gran
W is for the way Luna makes our Neville brave
X is for Neville’s X-ray after he fell in the Snorkack’s cave
Y is for the “Yes” Luna said when asked if she’d marry Neville
Z is for the zeal they have for their whole life in general

[b]- FairyKiss22[/b][/color]

[size=4][u][b][color=green]Ship’s Unofficial Description:[/b][/color][/u][/size]

[color=teal]A little sailboat, colored green, with a few personal cabins for the shippers. There’s a cabin for a zoo and a big mast, because creatures crawl up and down it, even though Remus is tied there. There’s a crow’s nest for all the posters to hang out it, and two flags flying from the mast.[/color]

[b][color=limegreen][u][size=4]Our Two Official Flags (yes, two):[/size][/u][/b][/color]

[color=teal][URL=http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/LadyIcefall/hermoine-woodsflag.jpg]This flag by mia813 and hermione_wood[/URL]

and

[URL=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/foofbunny/TGSMT1.png]This flag by Fairykiss22[/URL][/color]

[size=4][color=green]Official Food:[/size][/color] [color=limegreen][b]Chocolate Frogs and Nachos:[/b] Courtesy of [b]Jedi Knight Bus[/b]. Best enjoyed after not shipping for a while, on your birthday, or especially when you’re feeling down. *munches on nachos*[/color]

[size=4][color=green]Official Drinks:[/size][/color]

[color=limegreen][b]Longbottom Iced Tea[/b]

Serve in a Highball/Collins glass with ice

- 1 ounce Rum*
- 2 tsp. Grenadine
- Coca Cola to top off
- 1 green cherry to garnish (that's Trevor!)

*For the non-drinkers among us, the rum can be omitted.*

Longbottoms up!

~courtesy of [b]pennswoods[/b]

and

[b]Luna Eclipse (Ravenclaw) [/b]

- Malibu rum
- Blue Curacao
- Sprite

~submitted by [b]Valerie[/b][/color]

[color=seagreen]More HP recipes can be found [URL=http://lumos2006.org/luminosity.html#MAY7]here[/URL].[/color]

[color=limegreen][size=4][u][b]Ship’s Unofficial Smiley:[/u][/b][/size][/color]

[color=teal]THEY GOT RID OF OUR SMILEY (The Trevor Toad). We’re (understandably) very upset by this. It is best not to mention it too much. [/color]

[color=green][u][b][size=4]The Lingo[/size][/b][/u][/color]

[color=seagreen][b]TGSMT:[/b][/color] [color=limegreen]This stands for ‘The Government Stole My Toad.’ For those days when you’re feeling extra lazy (or just everyday).[/color]

[color=seagreen][b]OBHTF:[/b][/color] [color=limegreen]This is ONE BIG HAPPY TOAD FAMILY!! Not only is this all of our glorious toad shippers, but the Neviluna family![/color]

[color=seagreen][b]The Hole:[/b][/color] [color=limegreen]Unfortunately, JKR has publically said it ain’t gonna happen. This has put a rather large hole in our ship. However, instead of letting ourselves sink to the bottom of the ocean, we have sailed on! But this hole still remains (I like to believe that it’s on the poop deck.) All of the toad shippers avoid this hole like the plague and we warn you to do so as well. Because if you fall in the hole, it will take hours and a lot of soap to get you out again. To lower the risk of falling in, we stuff this hole full of whatever we can find. Old post-its, dirty laundry, and rotten chocolate toads.
We now have [b]two[/b] holes, as we were briefly resurrected by JKR herself, then sunk once more. This is another one of those things that upsets us.[/color]

[color=seagreen][b]Post-It Notes:[/b][/color] [color=limegreen]Post-its are an important part of being a Neville/Luna shipper. This comes from our ship’s bible, which you can read if you go up to the links section. We use post-its for everything and anything. From making casts to grocery lists. [/color]

[color=seagreen][b]The Tadpoles:[/b][/color] [color=limegreen]This is what we call the ravenous pack of children that Luna and Neville have manages to spawn. Their names and descriptions are just a [i]little[/i] bit further down the page.[/color]

[color=seagreen][b]Lunanimals:[/b][/color] [color=limegreen]This is a very general name for one of Luna’s animals. Coming up with names can sometimes be tiring and difficult (especially in a lightning post.) So just say this, and we’ll all know what you mean. [/color]

[color=seagreen][b]GCTOI:[/b][/color] [color=limegreen]This stands for the ‘guttery Chocolate Toad of Insinuation.’ Feeling a little deprived of Neville/Luna gutter? Well then look no further than the GCTOI for inspiration![/color]

[color=green][u][b][size=4]The Tadpoles:[/size][/b][/u][/color]

[color=seagreen][b]Franklin:[/b][/color] [color=teal]The oldest of the Neville/Luna children. He’s all of 5 years old (coming up on 6 soon!) and affectionately nicknamed “Turtle.” Of course, being the oldest, he’s spoiled rotten with as much marmalade as you could possibly want, THREE pairs of overalls, and many home made stuffed animals.[/color]

[color=green][b]Bliss,[/color] [color=limegreen]Breeze,[/color] and [color=seagreen]Blossom:[/color][/b] [color=teal]The middle children. The triplets. The terrors. These three young girls have take the “Fred and George” route. They are huge pranksters, and spend much of their time trying to one up their parents. Among other things, they enjoy putting strange things into mummy’s food, putting strange things into Franklin’s bed, and knitting.[/color]

[color=limegreen][b]Gulliver:[/b][/color] [color=teal]A newbie on this ship! He’s not even one year old yet, but he’s left quite an impression on the wolves at the local zoo. (They just love to howl all day at each other.) Known as Gully, he’s so far been highly tolerant of his sisters and greatly enjoys spending time with his family.[/color]

[color=green][u][b][size=4]The Zoo:[/size][/b][/u][/color]

[color=limegreen]That’s right. There’s a zoo on board. We’ve come up with many reasons and animals, but things that fit this wolrd, do not necessarily fit Luna’s world. So we’ve divided the zoo in half. One side’s for all of Luna’s animals, the other is for... everything else.[/color]

[color=seagreen][b][u]Luna’s side:[/u][/b][/color]

[color=limegreen]Geinges || FrizzBats || Snarkblasters || Jackalopes || Invisa-Hippogriffs || Nargles || Crumpled-Horned Snorkacks || Hrematiis || Clompering Nickelhead || Whoasits || Skullringer || Nimkis || Bollaroo || Noononikins || the Cookie Wrackspurt || Funders || Zuberdun-Ponhkedet || Frewet || Risketters || Hollacs || Hippogerusum || Dakeads ||[/color]

[color=green][b][u]Everything else:[/u][/b][/color]

[color=seagreen]Toads:[/color] [color=limegreen]Do I even have to explain myself here? [/color]

[color=seagreen]Sloths:[/color] [color=limegreen]Because they don’t move backwards, they don’t move forwards... they don’t move a whole lot, but they’re sturdy... kind of like this ship! [/color]

[color=seagreen]Turtles and tortoises:[/color] [color=limegreen]FRANKLIN!!!![/color]

[color=seagreen]Sharks:[/color] [color=limegreen]Because no matter how many teeth they loose, they grow them back. Kind of like our shippers... [/color]

[color=seagreen]Kangaroos:[/color] [color=limegreen]Because they look all innocent and cute, but they can pack a mean, mean, mean punch or kick! Not only that, but their name translates into, “I don’t understand what you’re saying,” which is such a Neville/Luna thing it’s not even funny. [/color]

[color=seagreen]Mosquitoes and flies:[/color] [color=limegreen]To feed the toads. [/color]

[color=seagreen]Wolves:[/color] [color=limegreen]Because Remus needs company while he’s tied to the mast. Also, they like talking to Gulliver.[/color]

[color=seagreen]Fleas:[/color] [color=limegreen]Because they just won’t go away... kind of like us... [/color]

[color=seagreen]Ravens:[/color] [color=blue]FOR RAVENCLAW!! [/color]

[color=seagreen]Lions:[/color] [color=red]FOR GRYFFINDOR!![/color]

[color=green][size=4][u][b]Newbie Basket[/b][/u][/size][/color]

[color=seagreen]-Neville!Plushie
-Luna!Plushie
-Lion hat that really roars!
-Eagle hat that pecks heckler's eyes out
-Gryffinclaw hats, mittens, and a scarf
-Mimbulus Mimbletonia
-A packet of Post-Its, any color
-A full subscription to the Quibbler, including the issue with Luna and Neville's engagement announcement
-A Rememberall
-Crumple-Horned Snorkack!Plushie
-Buckets of home-made stuffed Lunanimals
-Luna-esque jewelry
-A toad, complete with a keychain that beeps when you clap so you can find it!
-Gardening gloves
-A copy of "N/L Smut for Dummies" and "Giggling at N/L Smut for Dummies"
-Trevor!Plushie that sings "Something Wicked This Way Comes" when you squeeze his tummy!
-Secret (or not so secret) desire to spend a long, long time with Harry and the Potters
-Socks with pictures of frogs or radishes on them; your choice
-Three extra newbie packs![/color]

[color=green][size=4][u][b]Visitor Pack[/b][/u][/size][/color]

[color=seagreen]-A marble sized GCTOI
-A map of our zoo
-"The Lingo" dictionary
-A green marker
-A complimentary Post-It
-BactoBan, courtesy of [b]hermoine_wood[/b] (for your toes – watch out for the hole, the edges are kind of rough.)
-A chocolate frog with a taster's bag of nacho chips[/color]

[color=green][size=4][u][b]Oldbie Basket[/b][/u][/size][/color]

[color=seagreen]-Fresh restock of Post-It notes
-Newest edition of the Quibbler
-A refill of green ink
-A new pair of socks with frogs AND radishes on them
-Some deliciously aged Sneaked-in Firewhisky![/color]

[color=green][size=4][u][b]Shamed Posters Reacceptance Guide[/b][/u][/size][/color]
[color=seagreen]Step 1: Be tied to the mast next to Remus.
Step 2: Be forced to watch Neville/Luna finger puppet theater for five hours minimum!
Step 3: Scarf down several cookies from the Cookie Jar.
Step 4: Be force-fed chocolate frogs and nachos, then watch the rest of the crew eat them ‘til you feel sick.
Step 5: Buy seven pairs of pajamas that have to do with frogs, Neville, Luna, Snorkacks or are green (preferably a healthy mixture of all) and wear a different set every day/night.
Step 6: Relate every song on the radio to Neville/Luna, no matter how obscure the relation.
Step 7: Wear nothing but green for a week.
Step 8: Pick a random object, then write a Neville/Luna fic/drabble based off it on a Post-It.[/color]

[i][b][color=limegreen]"The Government Stole Our SCUSA Access, Really It Did!" Society for Neglectful Oldbies[/i][/b]:
[b]mia813[/b] and [b]hermione_wood[/b], Presidents
Come back in a few months to apply![/color]

[color=green][size=4][u][b]100+Reasons why we ship N/L[/b][/u][/size][/color]

[color=seagreen]1) Because they’re made for each other!
2) Because Luna has a thing for men with toads
3) Because Luna needs to prove Neville’s not a “nobody”
4) Because Loonies and Nobodies go so well together
5) Because outcasts have more fun
6) Because Neville has the gardening skills that drive women mad
7) Because Luna has the story telling abilities that make guys randy
8) Because they’re both there for others and each other
9) Because they both know when to draw the line
10) Because they both fight for what’s meaningful to them
11) Because they defend people that are meaningful to them
12) Because Neville needs to show Luna how cool Hagrid is
13) Because Luna needs to show Neville how cool made up monsters are
14) Because... just because!
15) Because they’re so cute together!
16) Because they even each other out
17) Because there’s balance there
18) Because Neville needs some excitement
19) Because Luna needs to cool off a bit
20) Because they like watching quidditch together
21) Because they both know what great loss means
22) Because there’s a war coming up and they need each other
23) Because Luna needs help with her exotic monster hunting
24) Because Neville needs help with his wild plant potting
25) Because it feels so nice
26) Because it’s one of the less ludicrous ships
27) Because Neville needs some spontaneous spice in life
28) Because Luna needs a sense of security
29) Because they’re both kick ass
30) Because they would have the coolest children
31) Because Neville’s Gram wouldn’t approve
32) Because Luna’s dad would approve
33) Because Luna loves Neville’s Gram
34) Because Neville isn’t so sure about Luna’s dad...
35) Because Neville needs help “getting out there”
36) Because Luna needs help staying out of dangerous “flights of fancy”
37) Because their house would be awesome
38) Because Neville needs someone to put post-it notes everywhere for him
39) Because Luna like writing on post-it notes
40) Because Luna needs someone to watch The Wizard of Oz with
41) Because Neville needs someone to watch Sense and Sensibility with
42) Because Luna needs Neville to go to Russia with her
43) Because Neville needs someone to go to London with him
44) Because it’s so secret JKR doesn’t even know it!
45) Because Neville and Luna have one upped the author!
46) Because Luna needs someone to get drunk with
47) Because Neville needs someone to eat ice cream with
48) Because it’s the right thing to do
49) Because love shouldn’t need a reason
50) Because love should be random
51) Because love should not be based on what others think
52) Because love works in mysterious ways
53) Because we love canon, but we love fanon more
54) Because they would own the coolest pets
55) Because love should not be categorized
56) Because we’re crazy like that
57) Because Luna and Neville are crazy like that
58) Because they could tell their kids awesome Hogwarts stories
59) Because Neville would make a great daddy to blond kids
60) Because Luna would make a great mummy to clumsy kids
61) Because it’s not “lumping them together”
62) Because it’s sweet
63) Because it’s weird
64) Because we said so.
65) Because Neville says so
66) Because Luna says so
67) Because the damn plants say so
68) Because Luna needs someone who doesn’t mind her orrendous cooking
69) Because Neville needs someone who won’t tease his dismal handy work
70) Because Neville needs someone who’s good on the imagination front
71) Because Luna needs someone who’s good on the brave front
72) Because I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: awesome kids.
73) Because they love stuffed animals
74) Because Luna loves pomegranates and Neville loves apples
75) Because Neville is scared of some Disney movies
76) Because Luna is brave in the face of Disney movies
77) Because Neville needs someone who’ll make him confident
78) Because Luna needs someone who’ll support her
79) Because the U.F.O.’s say so
80) Because Luna needs someone to speak French too
81) Because Neville needs to learn French
82) Because Luna needs someone who she can take care of
83) Because Neville needs someone who he can take care of
84) Because they need to take care of each other
85) Because we can’t see them with anyone else
86) Because Remus said so
Remus: No I didn-
N/L shippers: *chloroforms him*
87) Because we don’t need canon, we have cannons!
88) Because no one ever said pirate ships have to play by the ules
89) Because even Trevor knows it’s coming
90) Because Trevor knows everything
91) Because Luna likes yelling “ARGH!” in a true pirate fashion
92) Because Neville like parrots, like those that can be found on pirate ships
93) Because we give out kick ass newbie baskets
94) Because forgetfulness and craziness never sounded so good
95) Because people get over bad first impressions
96) Because they’re so getting together after DA meetings
97) Because Greenhouse #3 has been christen the “Love nest”
98) Because Luna Lovegood-Longbottom sounds awesome
100 ) Once more: AWESOME CHILDREN!!
101 ) Because it's so sweet
102 ) Because just think of how Gram would respond!
103 ) Because we have a cool name
104 ) Because it's THERE
105 ) Because it's more likely to happen than Snape and the Giant Squid and that doesn't stop them from shipping it.
106 ) Because even Emily Dickinsen agrees *points to poem*
107 ) Because JKR doesn't have to agree with her characters
108 ) Because they *fit* with each other
109 ) Because their kids need Post-Its so they don't draw on the walls
110 ) Because Neville's the only one brave enough to look for a Crumple-Horned Snorkack
111 ) Because they can find happiness with each other
112 ) Because they would have dreamy, clumsy children who love Post-Its
113 ) Because they are both outcasts who can find comfort with each other
114 ) Because it's so sweet
115 ) Because they both know the pain of losing someone dear to them
116 ) Because the smilies agree
117 ) Because green is the new black
118 ) Because Post-Its never lie.
119) Because Neville loves a woman with a few quirks
120) Because our ship isn’t sunk, it’s just resting.
121) Because WE HAVE SUBTEXT!![/color]


[color=green][size=4][u][b]You know you’re obsessed with N/L when…[/b][/u][/size][/color]

[color=limegreen]1) Whenever you hear a song you wonder if Luna/Neville would like it, who would buy the tape, and whether they would dance to it.
2) You spend hours trying to find a blend of their names to go with the ship (Neviluna!)
3) You spend hours trying to figure out how JK Rowling's quote could be interpreted so that not only does it not sink the ship, it supports it.
4) You stare for hours at the S.S. The Government Stole My Toad- hoping for an update
5) You underline every interaction Neville and Luna had in the book and call it 'proof'
6) You read the old threads for fun -- the first one was half spoiler space...
7) You spend hours and hours writing N/L lists
8) Every time you hear the words “the” “government” “stole” "my" or “toad” you go crazy spewing out N/L goodness
9) You spend at least 5 minutes an hour raging on about how there is no good N/L smut out there.
10) You can no longer look at post-its without squealing.
11) You make an entire N/L thread without anyone having to ask you to.
12) You see a graffiti picture of a lion with wings and you immediately think, “A Gryffinclaw- or a Ravendor! That’s what Neville and Luna’s kids will be!”
13) While on vacation, you see a sign advertising Post-It notes, and you want to take a picture in memory of Neville/Luna, but you get dragged away and told to use your film for “better” things.[/color]

[color=green][size=4][u][b]Their Love is So…[/b][/u][/size][/color]

[color=seagreen]Theirloveisso... [b]botanical[/b][/color]
[color=limegreen]Theirloveisso... [b]awesome[/b][/color]
[color=seagreen]Theirloveisso... [b]spontaneous[/b][/color]
[color=limegreen]Theirloveisso... [b]weird[/b][/color]
[color=seagreen]Theirloveisso... [b]odd[/b][/color]
[color=limegreen]Theirloveisso... [b]obvious[/b][/color]
[color=seagreen]Theirloveisso... [b]sweet[/b][/color]
[color=limegreen]Theirloveisso... [b]understanding[/b][/color]
[color=seagreen]Theirloveisso... [b]strange[/b][/color]
[color=limegreen]Theirloveisso... [b]outcasty[/b][/color]
[color=seagreen]Theirloveisso... [b]special[/b][/color]
[color=limegreen]Theirloveisso... [b]freaky[/b][/color]
[color=seagreen]Theirloveisso... [b]unforgettable[/b][/color]
[color=limegreen]Theirloveisso... [b]THERE[/b][/color]
[color=seagreen]Theirloveisso... [b]different[/b][/color]
[color=limegreen]Theirloveisso... [b]piratey[/b][/color]
[color=seagreen]Theirloveisso... [b]random[/b][/color]
[color=limegreen]Theirloveisso... [b]free[/b][/color]
[color=seagreen]Theirloveisso... [b]equallybased[/b][/color]
[color=limegreen]Theirloveisso... [b]notcanon[/b][/color]
[color=seagreen]Theirloveisso... [b]innocent[/b][/color]
[color=limegreen]Theirloveisso... [b]undemanding[/b][/color]
[color=seagreen]Theirloveisso... [b]gentle[/b][/color]
[color=limegreen]Theirloveisso... [b]gentlyprogressing[/b][/color]
[color=seagreen]Theirloveisso... [b]post-itfilled[/b][/color]
[color=limegreen]Theirloveisso... [b]memorable[/b][/color]
[color=seagreen]Theirloveisso... [b]accepting[/b][/color]
[color=limegreen]Theirloveisso... [b]different[/b][/color]

[color=green][size=4][u][b]Possible Future Thread Titles[/b][/u][/size][/color]

[color=limegreen][b]We don’t need canon, we have cannons!

Loonies and Nobodies go so well together

Proudly sailing with a hole in our ship

Behold the Power of Post-Its

We Shall Persevere

The Outcasts are Here

Behold the Power of Post-its

Even Trevor Knows!

Did YOU know Radishes could look like Hearts?!

Let's Not Quibble, Neville

Even Harry says they are Cool[/b][/color]

[color=green][size=4][u][b]Questions and Topics of Old and New[/b][/u][/size][/color]

[color=seagreen][b]How would Luna react if Neville grew a beard?

Luna and Neville are stranded on an island. What would be three things she would want with her? What about him??

It's karaoke night at the Three Broomsticks. Who would be the first one to go on stage? What would be their choice of songs to sing, alone and collectively? How good are they as singers??

During a Ravenclaw vs. Gryffindor match, which side would they cheer for? Which hat would Luna wear??

Neviluna visit a Muggle amusement park. What's the first thing they ride? The last? Which ride does Luna love? Hate? What about Neville??

What is Luna’s greatest fear? How does this affect the dynamics of their relationship?

What would it take to make either of them willing to kill? Anything? (Relate your answer to N/L.)

What would make one of them willing to leave the other?

Which of them is more given to be over-protective or possessive? How does this affect their relationship?

Are either of them insecure in their relationship?

Who’s more emotionally vulnerable?

Who, in general, is tougher?

Do they lie to each other at all? How does this impact their relationship?

If you could ask Jo a question about this ship, what would it be?

At what point in the books (or in fan fiction) did you know Luna and Neville were meant for each other? Any specific line or scene?

What could the movie people add to the next to movies that would be shippy? (Like the taking Neville by the hand in OotP.)

What is their relationship like?

If they registered in FictionAlley, what would their usernames be?

Who would you put in a N/L/? love triangle?

To which celebrity couple reminds you of Neville and Luna?

What song reminds you of Neville/Luna whenever you hear it?

Do you see them wanting to have a ceremony, or simply live together?

Who did they tell first when they decided to start dating?

How publicly affectionate are they?

Is anyone jealous of their relationship?

How do you see the relationship coming about?[/b][/color]

[color=green][size=4][u][b]The Color![/b][/u][/size][/color]

[color=limegreen]My, my, that Trevor is such a trendsetter. It’s because of him that we post in green, ALL THE TIME. It matters not what shade of green it is, so long as it look and/or could pass of as green. Newbie? Don’t know how to change colors for your life? Well don’t be shy! Just ask and one of us will be more than happy to tell you how![/color]

[color=green][size=4][u][b]Feel like adding to the lists?[/b][/u][/size][/color]

[color=seagreen]If you want to add to the list, just say so in your post! But please, to make things easier on us, say which list your adding to, and what number we’re at. This makes things a million bazillion times easier!! If you add to the list you get nachos, chocolate frogs and lots of hugs!! Please!![/color]
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